it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
honey bunches of taint.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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