almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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