i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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