just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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