he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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