ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
