I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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