You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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