called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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