i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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