I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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