I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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