Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I want to walk on stilts...naked
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
did you just send me my own nude
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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