He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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