I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She told me I should be a condom model.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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