butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Randomize
