I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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