Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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