So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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