your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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