nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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