Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I have post one night stand depression
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