you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
