At least make sure they are 18
Why
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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