This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We're not piercing ourselves today.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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