They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
