theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she looked like the before picture.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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