Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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