Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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