What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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