yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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