I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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