I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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