never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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