you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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