i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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