Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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