Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
