This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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