a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You've changed since you got that strap on
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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