I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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