No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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