is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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