I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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