I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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