Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
