My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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