so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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