I wannas sexs uuuuu
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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