If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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