FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
