he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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