At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I didn't notice because vodka
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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