I'm lost and stupid without you.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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