Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I showed him my bush... on skype.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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